3 great comments from 3 stooges

No views bout reservations,just 3 great comments from 3 stooges from the indian government.
1. The day begins.early in the morning the HRD minister Mr. Arjun(durjan/dushasan/duryodhan) Singh comments that IIMs cant go against the government directives regarding holding the admissions back.he goes on to say that the IIMs have only administrative authority (though i thought even admissions was administrative work,im confused now),even that was given to them by the government..right,i think that just makes me feel like it was u who made the IIMs wat they r today..is that wat u were implying Mr. dishonorable minister?

2. Mr. Karunanidhi says that the government must proceed to quash the SC verdict n implement quotas.He says that the government must act before the people of this country 'erupt like a volcano' against the SC verdict (inciting the masses to violence??).He goes on to wonder "how the future of 100 crore ppl can be held at ransom by 2 ppl"? (contempt of court is it?? )
stop wondering Mr chief minister.the answer to ur question is this "the same way the fate of so many ppl is help at ransom by some old pricks like u"

3.Mr. Ram Vilas Paswan(he must be a minister too right?congress has a knack of picking the stooges to fill their posts..) says that the supreme court order is "gairkanooni" (illegal),n lo i was under the impression that supreme court is the supreme authority on law as their name suggests..but i guess supreme as in supreme laundry or something..just a name..

thank u gentlemen for making my day providing for so much entertainment.